1961

Hows about some snappy epigrams to go along with the shortest month??? "Ten million ignorances do not constitute one knowledge" - Metternich. "There is no security on this earth... only opportunity" D. Mac Arthur. "Every time history repeats itself... the price goes up" - Korotkin. "You have to make some concessions" Almost Everyone. "Do you realize that the Hippie sincerely feels that the Banker is the real freak... what if he's right???" Heathcote. "These are the best of times. These are the worst of times"Dickens.

Now that that little bit of philosophical filagree is over we can get down to the goodies....

First goodie... Rocky Richard Tonneson and wife Judie are up almost every morning at 2 feeding new arrival Scott Richard. S.R. is their first so you can be sure that those early bird feedings are still on the basis of "Oh, Dick, there's the baby... don't bother I'll get him... Wait a few kids, Tonneson, and you won't know what a full night's sleep isconversely you'll be feeding kids so often you'll think your hand looks deformed without a bottle in it. Not THAT kind of bottle either!

Bill Blue has decided to forsake Indiana and the International Marketing Division of Mead Johnson, where he was a marketing associate, for the land of space men and the Astrodome. He has joined the international division of Riviana Foods in Houston as assistant to the vice president. He is used to being on the move. After Dartmouth, he was a supply officer in the Navy and then attended the business school at UCLA. Now, in lieu of a pile of clippings (which weren't nifty this month) and in place of the stacks of letters that you hungers never write ... a brief and pithy resume of your favorite feature... Who's Wherethe column that looks at the Who's Where they are and Who look where the who's are Where they're looking... Eh What! Mike Andrews is not in Louisville... he's in Lexington. John Mclntyre is in K-A-L-A-M-A-Z-O-Oh I got a job in Kalamazoo. Bob Garrity is in Houston working for Gulf Earl. Keith Latimore is a Coca-Cola biggie in Savannah. Norm Carpenter is a grad student in Worcester, Mass. Dave Clark is in Paris (Lucky Pierre). John Beckert is in Portland, and, not too far away in Hacienda Heights, Calif., debonair Duane Cox does his thing. Bob Fryer is a lawyer in Derry, N. H., And, FINALE NUMBER —BIG SHOW STOPPER — J. Arthur Johnson is with Radio Free Europe in Munich.

Well, boys and gulls . . . and whoever else may be foolish enough to bury their nose in such blather; write me or I'll destroy your wife's birth control pill prescription.

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