1915

News from classmates is sparse this time of year. So, for what it may be worth, here are some jottings from hither and yon "let the chips fall where they may."

"How do they play strip poker in a nudist colony?"

Young lady: "I have lost my glasses. Will I have to be examined all over again?"

Optometrist: "No, only your eyes."

"There goes a lady." "What makes you so positive?" "Look at the sign over the door she's entering."

"The best thing about these compact cars is that twice as many can get into a traffic jam."

"What happened to the money we were going to save by not smoking cigarettes?"

"There is nothing certain to-day but death and taxes—and strikes."

"A fellow can get drunk on water just as quick as on land."

"One trouble with drink is that it makes a new man of you—and then the new m, wants a drink."

"Do you know what good clean fun jo No—what good is it?"

"When we were younger, a skirt halfway to the knees meant from the ground up."

"If you think no evil, see no evil and hear no evil, you will never write best selling novel."

Voice on the phone: "Is Mary in?" "Mary is taking a bath." "Sorry, wrong number."

Pete Pray phoned late in February for a pleasant chat and to report AOK with him—which is good news.

"If laughter is the best medicine, will it be provided by Medicare?"

"Only male crickets chirp and only male lightning bugs light up—but only female mosquitos bite."

"Where do the folks in Hell tell each other to go?"

"Say what you will about a yawn, it is at least an honest opinion."

"There's nothing prettier than a peach on a limb, unless it's a limb on a peach."

Mother: "Is my little boy trying?" Teacher:"Yes, very!"

Groom: "Have you kissed the bride?" Best man: "Not lately."

"Some folks try to make both ends meet without getting off of one of them."

"Then there was the good little girl who had been saying No so long she almost broke up her wedding ceremony."

"When you are prepared for an emergency, it generally does not emerge."

"Why don't you get a hearing aid?" "Don't need one—I hear more now than I can understand."

A man who doesn't believe in birth control is pretty apt to be called "Daddy."

Marvin and Marion Frederick send in an attractive picture card from Honolulu reporting the weather as balmy and delightful—never colder than 67 degrees nor hotter than 85 degrees.

Cook: "Did they say anything about the cooking?" Maid: "No, but they prayed before they started eating."

"He should be well-educated. In college, he took every subject twice."

"Trust your neighbor, but don't forget to cut the cards."

"Yes, Madam" said the college president, "We guarantee satisfaction or return the boy."

Doctor to patient: "Let's put it this way—if you were a building, you would be condemned."

"Some girls break a date by going out with him!"

"A fellow who drives at breakneck speed may do that!"

We wish somebody could tell us how our national prosperity got us 300 billion dollars in debt!

Eben Clough reports everything OK in their bailiwick. He says Doc Noyes is mine along well and still has his old sense of humor. Chan and Dot Foster are well and happy. Kike Richardson reports below zero weather at their camp in New Hampshire. A young doctor at the camp pranced around barefoot in the snow—6 feet deep on the level, ice on their fish lines but they got a good catch of fish. Kike and Eben attended the gathering to welcome Mr. Kemeny and report they had a good St. Patrick's day crowd. These Bostonians sure cook up a good time!

That's it for this issue and hope the mayflowers are plentiful this year.

From Class Secretary Gordon Sleeper '14: "The Norwich station as I saw it as a freshman in 1910."

Secretary, Apt. 7-G, 245 Avenue C New York, N. Y. 10009

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