March, whether lamb or lion, heralds St. Patrick's day, and since you'll be reading this shortly after the celebration, I'll try to keep the column "quiet" so as not to disturb what may be a rather sensitive cranial condition.
From the law offices of Laputka, Bayless, Ecker and Cohn comes word from Larry Cohn that he has joined the Pennsylvania firm after graduating from Villanova Law School. Ed Wisneski is working for the DCAC in Sports Information, and has had something to cheer about, thanks to the coaching of Gary Walters and Gary Dicovitsky (who may well be in a premarital state), and a vastly improved Big Green Basketball team. Basketball means the Cavaliers to Fred Crossman, who is working for Price Waterhouse in Cleveland.
Dave Boyce informs us that he has joined the Navy and is a machinist mate second class, aboard the U.S.S. Kamehameha (don't let the name fool you; it's one of ours!), a Poseidon Missile-carrying sub, based at New London, Conn. Ted Parent is working for a Manchester, N.H., law firm, after graduating from Michigan Law. He's living in Hooksett (not at the tool booth), the scene of many road-tripping crimes.
John Rockwell has been doing some freelance radio production while getting his M.S. in Planning at Pratt Institute in NYC. Bob Parre is a first-year student at Georgetown Law after two years spent as a conscientious objector in Toledo. He offers the opinion that "law school is fun, in a masochistic way." Bob Jaffe has devoted his efforts to investment banking with Morgan Stanley in New York.
John Wallace has spent his time on Cape Cod since graduation. He has busied himself with house painting and carpentry, and has found the time to relax, take a step back, and think. He's an avid practitioner of Transcendental Meditation and is in Phase I of the teacher training course at Maharishi International University in lowa. Gary Shanley has been meditating on a few economics courses back on the Hanover Plain.
Bob Shepherd has just about completed his studies at McGill Medical School and plans a residency in surgery. He hopes that at least part of that residency will be in the U.S. of A. John De Veino writes that he is on the fringe of a hectic job market as he finishes his third year at George Washington Law. He reports that Paul Tyson, a George Washington Law grad, is working for the State Department, and is expected to be assigned to Bonn, West Germany. Lee Goodwin passed the D.C. bar after graduating from Michigan and is working for a private firm in Washington, and John Gearty is working at a book shop in Georgetown. A sinister force demands news of Bill French, Oliver Lee, and Warren Montgomery. This ominous spectre also wanted Bill Schur's whereabouts, but I just reported that a couple of issues back, and I refuse to give any more ink to someone who continually believes the Cleveland Indians will win the World Series.
Dave Hetzel, admitted to the D.C. bar, is prosecuting criminal cases for the U.S. Attorney's Office in the nation's capital. Jon Fauer's latest assignment took him to Guatemala to film the coming of the modern world to that country. Anyhow, we refuse to lay the blame for the recent earthquake in Jon's lap; unless this film is more earthshaking than we know!
Ghort has gotten into the political scene recently, and was going to file to run in the New Hampshire primary when it was discovered that he is only partly a native-born American (substantial amounts of him being Japanese). Naturally, he was gearbroken, but since spring training is right around the corner, I'm sure his spirits will soon lift. Next month: My Alumni Fund plea!
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