1976

I hate to relay that there was not much relaying this past month. But it is nice to relay that the Class of '76 rooting section took all attendance prizes, hands down, as the Green smothered B.U., 38-0, in the Beantown.

The funniest looking people in the stadium were the B.U. coaches. They looked like melted strawberry sundaes in their red and white outfits. One of the uniformed coach-sundaes was Tom Fleming, who is assisting former Dartmouth assistant Rick Taylor. That pair did not seem to have much talent to work with, so things can only be looking positive for them.

The most positive accomplishment for the victorious '76 rooting section, numbered by most to be about 555 strong, including all JohnReidy's girl friends (who were certainly rooting for the Big Green), was that most of them were happily incoherent by the end of that victorious day. Johy relays that "I'm going to B.C. Law School!" All-nighters, John.

Well, here we are again stuck with little news. By the way, it's unfair that Josh gets all the good news. Dr. Josselyn is residing in Bangladesh. He reports that his wife is expecting their second child. Their first was a bionic. Good luck, Louie.

Congrats to linebacker Reggie Williams who, in front of millions of viewers, intercepted a pass and returned it for a T.D. Incidentally, his team, the Cincinnatti Bengals, have one of the strongest defensive units in pro football. So Reggie gets a double cheer. Wah-hoo-hoo.

Jim Hourihan is in his second year at Babson Business School, Wellesley, Mass. He secretly wants to be the next Evil Knivel of sailing, whatever that means.

John Gleason has reportedly been seen in the Hanover-to-Boston vicinity. Goose is contemplating business school, or else the porn business. Is there any doubt?

Marty Doyle says that B.C. Law School is very rewarding. Marty says he would rather be Jim Hourihan's number-one hairdresser and sail setter, now than Shams-wants to be famous.

It only takes a minute to drop a postcard or a short letter. My Don Rickles joke book was recently ripped in half, with one hand, by Josh's bionic kid. Awesome!

Copa Cabana, apologies to you. Copa's club in Paris is the "90 Kito Klub." Pardon, Monsieur. Oui-Oui?

It has been said that Dale Powers is now married. No details.

John Mc Cullow, working at Wilbur's Landing in Sansalito, Calif., reports that "tips are good." Thanks for the post card, John.

Scott Bundy was formerly living in Weymouth, Mass., and working in that region, "now," reports Scott, "not working and living."

Kathy Joyce wants to leave grad school at Harvard and "live with Josh in Bangladash."

Well, I don't want to waste any more of our time. Good by. Hope that there is more trivia to relay as the months grow colder and boredom sets in enough to drop a relay. Happy relaying.

P.S. It has been reported that the formerly all-male bathroom in the Hop has recently been picketed by the equal-access student radicals. More details next month.

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The "Go-Getters," also known as the "Runemployed," jogged for jobs on Madison Avenue last month. Organized by Bryan Mattimore, who ran a classified ad in the New York Times suggesting that Ivy League graduates looking for advertising jobs get in touch with him, a group of job hunters made a three-day jogging tour of 36 agencies, dropping off their resumes enroute. The co-ed group, wearing sweatshirts from their respective alma maters, included graduates of Dartmouth, Yale, Cornell, Columbia, and Middlebury.