Our Own Glass Notes 19--
Secretary, Treasurer and Memorial FundChairman, Corey Ford ' , Freedom, N. H.
What with every other Class planning its Reunion, Dartmouth's singular Class of ' decided to jump the gun this month and hold a little Reunion of its own. For this Reunion (our th), our entire class met as one on a tall stool at the end of Mr. Billingsley's bar, and we are pleased to report that as usual our attendance was 100%, although in the course of the evening the attendance began to drop off, and several times the bartender had to run around and pick it up and put it back on the stool again. Our Class Reunion costume consisted of our overcoat buttoned up on the wrong buttons, and Frank Sullivan's necktie (we never quite figured out how we happened to be wearing Sullivan's necktie), and for our Class Song we chose "Waltz Me Around Again Willie." After rendering several choruses, the meeting was called to order, twice by the bartender and finally, by Mr. Billingsley himself, who threatened to throw out our entire Class.
The main purpose of this th Reunion was to plan for our next Reunion, which will also be our th and will be held at Hanover as soon as Sid Hayward says the fishing is right. It was unanimously decided to have this Reunion coincide if possible with the Reunion of our foster-class of '2l, which recently adopted our Class of ' , and .after making the proper motion (bending the elbow and tilting back the head slightly) it was also unanimously decided that at our Reunion we would adopt the Class of '2l as part of our Class, too, and several more motions were made, and it was unanimously decided that the Class of '2l was the besh lil ole Clash innawurl, and so after another couple of motions the meeting adjourned to the floor, where our entire Class was discovered three hours later with its head pillowed on the bottom rung of the stool.
Class News are scarce this month .... Ye Scribe sent out a whole flock o postcards asking for information about our fellow Blankety-Blankers, but so far he has gotten back only one postcard (wrong address) and several urgent phone calls from the F. B. I. Come on, gang, let's hear from you Ran into NutsyFord on the street the other day, wearing a natty white summer uniform. He is with the Sanitation Department Among those suspected in the Black Dahlia case we find the name of Dink Ford. Congratulations Change of address: Bugs Ford, who departed from Alcatraz last week, reports that he is back at Alcatraz again A Wahoowah for former Corporal Stinky Ford, who has just returned from Paris, France, where he made a fortune in black market cigarettes Several other classmates made the news this week when Ratsy Ford, Bat-Eye Ford and Corey theBlood were mentioned in connection with the hold-up of the First National Bank in East Doldrums, Vermont Ye Scribe regrets to report that our Class Memorial Fund fell a little behind last month when the Fund Chairman, Mug Ford, left for an extended vacation in South America, taking the Fund with him, but we are still hopeful of meeting our quota, so remember, gang, our objective is 100% for each and every one of us, and let's put it "over the top" this time See you all at our next Reunion.
