"Pipe the sweethearts parading," muttered the agrarian, and ten thousand Latvians shuffled off the stage in a frenzy, 1929 model with sidewheel louvres. At this the Latvians took off their masks, and who were they? "Yes, who were they, Mrs. Flanigan," said Doris, an old hag of nine years. And Mrs. Flanigan told our Doris, "Those, my little sunbeam, are ghosts of five hundred and fiftytwo men who went to Dartmouth and graduated in nineteen hundred and vingt at six. The lovely ladies, my long lost public, were from left to right: Miss Gladys Schenck, now Mrs. A1 Metzger, and living at 155 Eagle St., Englewood, N. J.
Miss Arlene Rowe, now Mrs. Fritz Lawson, Rochester, N. Y.
Miss Barbara Black, now Mrs. Francis Merrill of Evanston, I11.
Miss Adrienne Mann, now Mrs. Edward Duffy, wife of hard-working A. P. correspondent at our nation's capitol.
Miss Marguerite Detwiler, wedded now to Herbert Harwood, New York city.
Miss Freda Cratsley, now Mrs. A. Whittemore Blair.
Miss Dorothy Schuck, now Mrs. Bobert Dennison Salinger, of Boston, we think.
Miss Emily Spinney Mansfield, now Mrs. Clarence McDavitt, Boston, Mass.
Miss Wilhelmina Cresmer, bride of Del J. Worthington, Winnetka, I11.
Miss Jane Pither, chosen bride of Nathan K. Parker, Pittsburgh, Pa.
On the mezzanine a group of young roustabouts were carousing and regaling each other with parlor anecdotes fresh from the clubs of London. The twin sons of Charles Starrett, Mr. Joe Savage, Jr., and the young indolent, George Champion, Jr., were the men about town.
And yet, bellowed the man who owns one, you haven't named them hosts of people in Row 00, Aisle 29. Those, we know are the unnamed sweethearts, wives, and children of modest young men who have failed to convey to their class secretary what has happened to them in the months intervening from our last publication. A broad hint fell into the group, and seriously injured every man in our class.
Dear Editor: I am a constant reader of Time, and as yet I haven't seen any of you wise mongers (Yes, that's what I said), make any mention of these great men. Now, do it, will you? Here, mention this:
That Clarry Taylor is teacher at Providence in the Hope St. High School.
And Charlie Munson is studying medicine, and living at 1212 West 10th St., Wilmington, Del.
And W. M. Nickerson is in care of Chase National Bank in New York.
And Richard Husband, famed cycler, is learned man at Madison, Wis.
Get this, that Horace Bush is broker for Putnam and Company of Hartford, Conn.
That Hillsboro, N. H., has for its principal of schools, Jesse Morgan.
Also Thomas Treadwell is statistician for DuPont Viscoloid Company, Leominster, Mass.
A. L. Miller punches clock at Erwin, Wasey and Company, New York city.
Salesman Donald Hoffman peddles from 225 Broadway, New York.
Architectural draughtsman Rogers, C. W„ lives, for the sake of old times, we imagine, at 11 Granite St., Rockport, Mass.
Rogers, Lem, is a salesman at 100 Arlington St., Boston.
Proud is the Shell Eastern Petroleum Company to have Dave Harriman on their payroll as distributor, Highland Station, Springfield, Mass.
Display advertising for Eugene Ross, New York city.
Banker for J. and W. Seligman and Company is Edward Hassett, graduate of Dartmouth and Harvard.
Attorney at law, Sumner B. Tilton, Worcester, Mass.
Banker, Clarence McDavitt in the Newton National Bank amongst the Newtons in Mass.
And to get on with the news: The Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Company have in their warehouse in Dorchester a promising young man in Winfield F. Robinson.
The Gulf Kefining Company marches on to profits assisted by Stan Paul.
Studebaker Corporation has an accountant, let me tell you, in Paul Venneman, who lives in Greenwich Village at 295 West 11th St., New York.
Vera Hill comes straight from the Davey Tree Expert Company as Providence representative. Are trees hard to climb these days?
Says Homer M. Shaver from offices of New Jersey Bell Telephone Company, Asbury Park, N. J.
Thede McFadden returns from the Pacific Coast and was last heard from at Canton, Pa.
Come on fellows, let's have another statistician, Bill Collins at 66 Beaver St., New York city.
Good old Percy Robinson, Apt. 23, 55 Magazine.St., Cambridge, Mass.
Then, again, if we could learn about things according to occupations, we would do this: Actors:
"Soldiers and Women," including Robert Williams.
"Star of Bengal" and others at Mr. Morley's Hoboken theatre, playing Charles Starrett opposite Miss Joan Lowell, taffymaker.
Louis Jean Heydt playing in "Strictly Dishonourable, " Broadway hit. Heydt's caricature appeared in New Yorlcer recently. Advertisers:
Donald Robinson with Robinson-Lightfoot Company, 1 Madison Ave., New York.
J. P. St. Clair, astute, with Chicago HeraldExaminer.
Author: Edward McClintock at Bartlesville, Okla, Bankers:
Stewart Anthony, Cleveland Trust Company, situate, Allerton Club.
Stewart Orr at the Bankers Trust Company, Boston.
George Champion now with Edward B. Smith Company, New York.
William Viall with Bankers Trust Company in New York. a
Henry Peanut Parker with Harris Trust in Chicago.
Miller Pierce with Stranahan, Harris, and Oates, New York.
D. J. Worthington with John Burnham Company, Chicago.
Nathan Parker with Kay, Richards Company, at Pittsburgh.
(Now, we say, choose your bank.)
Brokers: Donald Steele wholesale sales manager for U. S. Shares Corporation, Boston, Mass.
James Truesdale, trader for L. S. Carter Company, Baltimore.
C. C. Brown still with Orton, Kent Company, New York.
Robert Weil associated with AnnenbergStein Company, New York. Critic:
Gail Borden for the Chicago Daily Journal.Engineers: Hinsdale Smith, radio expert for the W. E. M. Cos., at Springfield, Mass.
Kenneth P. Schmidt, consulting engineer at 205 Waeker Drive, Chicago. Instructors: Trang Richter in Cleveland, whom in- structed, not known.
Philip Benjamin, known to be teaching English at Allegheny College.
Murray (Doc) Wright, principal for the Newmarket High School, that town, N. H.
Louis Ingram, purveying citizenship to freshmen at Dartmouth College.
Morris Storer, for whatever institution is at Easton, Pa. I will guess Lafayette, without climbing up the shelf to the almanac.
George Snell, among the zoologists in a department of that name, Dartmouth College.
Dean Chamberlin, for the English department at Dartmouth College.
Maurice Weil, for the English department of the University of Pittsburgh.
A 1 Metzger, for the Englewood School for Boys, Englewood, N. J.
Charlie Collins, at the Everett High School in that town which knew James Oberlander. Lawyers:
Warner F. Thompson, shingle out at Middleport, N. Y.
Robert McConnaughey, in partnership with his father at Dayton, Ohio.
Word at last from W. A. Pillsbury at 73 Tremont St., Boston, Mass. Managers: Prank Briggs, resident manager New York News Bureau at 357 Leader Bldg., New York city.
George Kenney, assistant to the general merchandise manager for L. S. Ayres and Company of Indianapolis.
George Algar, assistant district manager for the Shell Eastern Petroleum Company, offices at New Haven.
Cecil Heacox, for the E. A. Booth Company, Buffalo. Ministry:
The Rev. Richard P. McClintock, St, Paul's rectory, Lancaster, N. H. Politician:
Member Massachusetts legislature at the State House in Boston. Newsivriter:
Robert Edgar, with the mammoth Detroit News.
Railroad: Elliott Jackson, with the Rock Island, La Salle St. Station, Chicago. When passing through please call. Students:
Maurice Quint, fresh from the ranks of bondmen to the halls of Harvard Law as a freshman.
Howard Rice, Ecole du Montcel, Jouy-enJosas, Seine-et-Oise, France.
Edwin F. Hartley, Fairmont, W. Va.
Herrick Norcross, Northwestern University, and living at the Greenwood-Inn, Evanston, 111.
David Rawson at law, University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich.
Richmond Lattimore, Christ Church, Oxford, England.
Dexter White at Charlottesville, Va. What of, my son, horticulture?
Canfield Hadlock, at chemical research, M. I. T.
Albert Morris, interned at the City Hospital, Worcester, Mass.
Max Whitman at the Columbia School of Law.
Now there are the facts for the Better Business Bureau, and here are additional:
Doug Everett has appointed the following committee for our Quintennial Reunion, and I repeat these for the sake of those who don't know: Tiny Marsans, Courtney Brown, Charlie Bishop, Bill Hughes, and Brant Wallace. In our next bulletin an official letter from this alert committee will be published. It might be well to say that these boys practically volunteered for the job, and that is a huge bit of volunteering. They will need assistance.
And now with chestnuts crackling over the fire, we wish you all a well-filled stocking. For heaven's sake, write a fellow a letter, see!
Secretary, 7991 Hartwick St., Detroit, Mich.