Bulletin No. 2 found its way into the mail a week ago, and the returns from nearby districts are filtering through. It is too early to make any predictions on the attendance, but your committee is most sanguine. From now on you will hear lots about the Fifteenth. Please co-operate by making up your mind one way or the other. Beautiful souvenirs of the occasion will be presented to all in attendance, and no extras will be provided. If you expect to come at the last minute and can't make up your mind until then, don't kick because there aren't enough diamond studs to go around for the men, or pearl necklaces for the ladies.
And furthermore, no extra uniforms will be available. If you and your wife want to attend the reunion in a brace of barrels and a pair of smiles, don't let us know that you're coming—'nuff sed!
And remember, the machine won't function long without grease ($). Take advantage of the easy payment plan (no interest), and buy your good time accordingly. First payment, what have you.
At the time your program committee set to work they outlined all the features they could think of to make the 15th a most enjoyable affair. Unless George Briggs, Phil Palmer, and Ken Fuller throw a monkey wrench into the works, the program is completed. All that was lacking heretofore was to furnish Red Loudon with a real reason for making the trip from the western wilds. Having this in mind, a committee was appointed to wait on our titian-haired President. Said committee now reports that
Secretary,159 Devonshire St., Boston
B.O.A.R.D !