1934

Today, in a world that's under more tension than Jane Russell's camisole, it is a fortunate reporter indeed who can say, "No sad songs for me". ... and really mean it. That's why, in this final effort as Thirty-Four's newscaster, our swan-song is a hymn of thanks to all you happy people who have kept us so well stocked with quips and quotes and news of all sorts that the old column just wrote itself. The occasional plaints from some of our brother space-fillers to the effect that the well's gone dry point up even more sharply the truth that ours has certainly been a plushlined Cat Bird Seat; and we're mighty grateful. Men, you were magnificent. And just to show how we feel, listen to this dream we had last night

Fellow name of Fungo, Hi Fungo, does publicity for a movie maker, came up to us in the interests of his latest assignment, a college picture, and asked that we name the one we'd most like to spend four years on a college campus with. Well our answer wasn't exactly what Hi had in mind (turns out he was thinking more of a co-ed type school). But anyway, here it is: "Fungo, old man, after due deliberation we are unable to settle on any one choice. Instead we've come up with a tie. Read these names, my boy, and use them any way you can. And blessings on your flicking film!" What Hi Fungo read was this:

Stan Abercrombie, Bob Adam, Jim Adams, Jack Adams, Bill Adams, Red Aiken, Stew Alexander, Bob Allabough, Don Allen, Henry Allen, Bert Alley, Andy Anderson, Stew Anderson, Red Andresen, Charlie Armes, Army Armstrong, Walt Arnold, Hafey Arthur, Cy Axelrod, Bill Baird, Al Baldwin, Frank Baldwin, Bob Balgley, Bill Ball, Bud Ballard, Dick Banfield, Harlan Banks, Jack Banks, Brice Banks, Stu Barber, Ernie Barcella, Brent Barker, Bill Barnet, Dick Barrett, Bill Barrett, Perk Bass, Card Bassett, Johnny Bathrick, Jim Bayles, George Beal, Dave Beasley, Tom Beers, Pret Belknap, Dick Bell, Joe Bender, Dick Benedict, Al Bennett, Bob Bennett, Benny Benoit, Jim Benson, Sid Bernstein, Ike Besse, Frank Biggar, Chet Birch, Ed Bishop, Ben Blair, Grove Blood, Walt Blood, Mickey Bloom, Stan Bloomfield, Bob Bogue, Dan Bordett, Butcher Brabbee, Dave Bradley, Harry Brague, Bam Brennon, Lin Bridgeman, Frank Bridges, Fitch Briggs, Steve Briggs, Buster Brown, Ed Brown, Em Brown, Gard Brown, Henry Brown, Bob Brown, Stew Brown, Bill Brown, Jack Bruckner, Hank Bryan, Walt Bryant, Don Bunting, Bob Burkart, Maury Burns, Bill Cahn, Dave Callaway, Bill Callihan, Cal Calmon, Russ Cameron, Stew Campbell, Dick Campen, John Carney, Bill Carr, Sam Carson, Mac Carter, Sid Carter, Tom Cass, Jack Cavanaugh, Vin Cerow, Herm Chase, John Cheney, Chick Chickering, Jack Chollar, Bud Clabaugh, Hod Clark, Tom Clark, Bill Clough, George Cogswell, Frank Colten, Harry Cohen, Mayo Cohen, Osc Cohn, Phipps Cole, Dan Colesworthy, George Collins, Mac Collins, Dick Compton, Randy Cook, George Copp, Jack Corcoran, Ed Corson, Bob Corwin, Al Cory, Chuck Cotsworth, Al Cotton, Jim Cowan, Ed Cowie, Bill Craig, Walt Crandell, Don Crowther, Ed Cullen, Bill Cumings, Bernie Cushman, Mert Cushman, George Dame, Bill Daniells, Link Daniels, Jerry Danzig, Jim Darling, Peanuts Davies, Don Davis, Eddie Davis, Russ Davis, Bob Davis, Em Day, Cam Day, Charlie Dean, Dan Degasis, Bill Deßiemer, Irv Diamond, Jack Dineen, Joe Dolben, Andy Donaldson, George Donehue, Charlie Donohue, Bob Douglass, Bob Doyle, Earl Draper, Orv Dryfoos, Merrill Dubay, Sed Dunlap, Jim Dunn, Sey Dunn, Marty Dwyer, Mel Earl, Dave Easton, Paul Ebbitt, Phil Eckels, Dave Eddy, Buzz Edson, Jake Edwards, Bill Eldridge George Ellis, John Ellis, Ray Ely, Bill Ely, Billy Embry, Dick Emerson, Bill Emerson, Frank Engel, George Engel, Bob Engelman, Art Eriksen, Harry Espenscheid, Walt Evans, Kib Everts, Milt Fabricant, Chuck Faulkner, Jack Feth, Bill Fischbach, Jack Fish, Ike Fishman, Sam Fishman, Paul Fitzpatrick, Ted Flemming, Jack Fogarty, John Foley, George Forbes, Fran Ford, Bob Ford, Rog Fosdick, Frank Foster, Mort Foster, Bob Foster, Dick Fowle, Frank Hugh, Moe Frankel, Thor Fraser, Bill French, Jerry Fries, Mike Fugitt, Ed Fuller, El Fulton, Joe Furst, Bob Gallagher, Perry Gallup, Bill Gay, Ted Germann, Bill Gibson, Jim Gifford, John Gilbert, Jack Gilbert, Perry Gilbert, Ducky Gilmore, Bill Gilmore, Phil Glazer, Bob Goecke, Bill Goergen, Chuck Goodfellow, Bob Goodman, Jack Gordon, Goose Goss, Bill Goss, Dick Gould, George Green, Harold Green, Lew Green, Ted Gregory, Bob Griese, Bob Griffin, Art Grimes, Lew Grosenbaugh, Dick Gruen, Mel Gunst, Gus Gussenhoven, Bill Hackley, Bill Haist, Bud Hall, Jack Hallenbeck, Howard Hallock, George Ham, Walt Hancock, Dick Hardt, Herb Harris, Len Harrison, Bud Hart, Buz Hartman, Bill Hartman, Ward Harvey, Bill Hastorf, Gordy Haverkampf, Dave Hawes, Herb Hawkes, Dick Hayes, Henry Hazen, Merrill Heald, Rip Healey, Frank Heath, Dave Hedges, Ed Heffernan, Jake Hekma, Chuck Henry, Laurie Herman, Dick Herman, Carl Hess, Herb Heston, Al Hewitt, Tom Hicks, Carrie Hill, Dave Hill, Brad Hill, Ed Hill, Ed Hilton, Al Hine, Howie Hinman, Jack Hinsman, Chuck Hirschey, Launie Holt, Sid Hooper, Dick Houck, Curt Howard, Deane Howland, Johnny Hoyt, Ray Hulsart, Lee Hunt, Gord Hunter, Fred Huston, Tim Inglis, Harry Ingram, Russ Ireland, Herb Jackson, Jake Jacobson, Sol Jacobson, Hu Johnson, Irv Johnson, Marty Johnston, Horace Jones, Maury Jones, Carroll Jordan, Mike Joseph, Bill Judd, Al Kahn, Pete Kaiser, Stan Karstedt, Walt Ready, Jim Keeley, Charlie Kehoe, Ed Kelley, Clarence Kempff, Chuck Kent, Gordon Kibbe, George Kimball, Jamie King, Bob King, Vance Kirby, Ed Klee, Randy Klinefelter, Emile Kluge, Junie Kneisel, Bill Knibbs, Al Koch, Bob Kolbe, Bob Korns, Matt Korol, Hank Kraszew- ski, Amos Kraybill, Nels Krogslund, Frank Kugler, Jack Laidlaw, Johnny Lashar, Bob Layzell, Pret Leete, Don Legro, Joe Lehmann, Doug Leighton, Art Leonard, Frank Lepreau, Willie Leveen, Al Levenson, Charlie Levesque, Morry Levine, Sy Lewis, Bob Lindstedt, Lindy Lindheim, Swede Lindstrom, Howie Linton, Let Littlefield, Hugh Logan, Dick Loughry, Bill Loveman, Dave Luck, Ed Luedke, Les Lummis, Johnny Lyle, Jack Lynch, Karl Maas, Jack Madden, Paul Magnuson, George Magrath. Jack Maher, Don Mahoney, Bob Mann, Winnie Mansfield, Rog Manternach, Ed Marceau, Bob Marcy, Al Marks, Lou Marrero, Ed Marshall, Henry Martorano, Harry Masterton, Noel Maxam, Bill Maynard, Steve Meigher, Harry Mellen, Mike Menchel, Mord Mersel, Johnny Metzger, Lew Meyer, Ace Miller, Bob Miller, Charlie Mills, Bar Mills, Dave Mitchell, Bill Mock, Art Moebius, Don Moir, Ed Moore, Bob Morris, Roily Morton, Fritz Mosher, Ned Mudge, Dave Murphy, Johnny Murphy, Vin Murphy, Vin Muti, Mac McAllister, Harry McCann, Mac McClary, Bob McCloskey, Wit McConnochie, Johnny McCoy, Sam McCray, Art MacGregor, Jim McHugh, Harry MacKinnon, Nick Nanos, Necky Necarsulmer, Stan Neill, Ollie Newell, Bob Newman, Ike Newman, Art Nissen, Art Noble, Bob Oare, Jack O'Brien, Maury O'Connor, Orvie O'Connor, Jack Odell, Bob Offenbach, Lee O'Keeffe,

Gray Ong, Pat O'Reilly, Gene Orsenigo, Charlie Orvis, Dick Page, Bob C. Palmer, Bob L. Palmer, Max Palmer, Lex Paradis, Ted Parker, Frank Parmelee, Net Payne, Hank Peirce, Pete Pelletier, Josh Peterfreund, Bob Peters, Ben Piatt, Dick Poisson, Johnny Poole, Bud Powell, Ike Powers, Jim Prescott, Duke Prvor, Charlie Pyewell, Bill Ramsey, Johnny Randall, Gail Raphael, Fred Rath, Rog Read, Jim Reardon, Dart Reck, Dana Redington, Les Reeve, Walt Reichert, Bill Reid, Art Reinherz, Bill Rench, Dick Renshaw, Bob Reschke, Bob Reynolds, Bill E. Richardson, Bill G. Richardson, Neal Richmond, Hank Rigby, Fritz Rinaldo, Ben Rippe, Fred Robbe, Johnny Roberts, Joe Robinson, Robbie Robinson, Bob Rodman, Chuck Rolfe, Henry Rose, Hank Rosen, Howie Rosenblum, Oscar Ruebhausen, Joe Ryan, Bill Sampson, Fred Sanborn, Don Sandy, Sarge Sarajian, Ollie Sargent, George Sayre, Bill Scherman, Warren Schmid, Dick Schueler, Joe Schuldenfrei, Dick Schultz, Dan Schuyler, Al Seitner, Clyde Seney, Bud Shafer, Babe Shea, Jack Shea, Gene Shea, Bill Sheffield, Nat Shimberg, Ken Silcock, Bernie Sills, Irv Silverman, Stan Silver- man, Bob Singleton, Jay Skiles, Joe Slechta, Russ Smart, Dur Smith, Bob B. Smith, Bob C. Smith, Bob M. Smith, Bob W. Smith, Stan Smoyer, Bud Snite, Buster Snow, Ray Snow, Frank Soule, Frank Spain, Johnny Spiegel, Kirk Spitler, Milt Spitz, Herm Spitzer, JockoStangle, Bill Starling, Bob Stauffer, Harry Stearns, Charlie Steffey, Bill Stein, Sig Stern, Herb Steyn, Bill Stowe, Charlie Strauss, Ray Studley, Jim Sullivan, Susie Sulzbacher, Chuck Sutton, Bup Sweeney, Frank Sweetser, Joe Swensson, Dan Taggart, Al Tawse, Bob Terhune, Ed Thomas, El Thomas, Shorty Thomas, Mac Thomas, Bob Thompson, Ted Thompson, Van Thorne, Frazer Thornley, Dud Tibbits, Jack Tobin, Johnny Torinus, Frank Turbett, Carl Vail, Ed Valier, Board Veazie, Ray Vickland, Alf Wallace, Harry Wallace, Jim Walter, Art Ward, Frank Wardwell, Bob Warner, Jack Waterman, Win Watts, Bob Webb, Karl Weber, Wal Welch, Dick Wells, Jim Wendell, Hank Werner, Jack Wholey, Bob Wiggins, Bob Wildman, Paul Willgeroth, Wendy Williams, Bob Williamson, Art Willis, Bob Wilmot, Jack Wilson, Luke Wilson, Roily Wilson, Bill Wilson, Sid Wisch, Fred Wolf, Jack Wolf, Art Wood, Bob Wood, Perry Woodbury, Steve Woodbury, Bill Wyne, Nick Xanthaky, Bud Yallalee, Al Yankauer, Arne Yensen, Mark Young, Bob Young, John Zabriskie. Now, wasn't that a lovely dream? And say, did you notice something? A whirlwind finish has enabled us to accomplish our fondest wish: to mention at least once in the four years of columns every single guy on the Rolls! See you at Reunion, Lads and Lassies—and bless you every one!

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