THE ADVENTURES OF SIR OTTO GHETSOM CASHE

The following statement was issued by the genial Dook as he boarded the steamer which took him back to his native land:

"Now that the time for your annual collection of funds for the class and college has arrived, I will turn the matter of raising money into the hands of your regular agent, Mr. Stillman. The whole purpose of my campaign can now be revealed. It was to show you all the various ways in which it is hopeless to try to collect the cash. Therefore, by the process of elimination, you can see what must be done.

"OPEN YOUR CHECK BOOK, GLANCE NOT AT THE BALANCE ON THE LEFTHAND SIDE, SHUT YOUR EYES AND REMEMBER THE FINEST DAY YOU EVER HAD IN HANOVER, THEN QUICKLY WRITE OUT A CHECK AND SEND IT TO HUNK."