WE WONDER?

Why none of the fraternities sing on their front porches the way they used to do when I was a freshman . . . Why the student body never gets together to elect a Mayor of Hanover any more, according to an old and humorous tradition . . . Why the depression doesn't seem to affect Hanover more than it does . . . Why the price of food remains so high here . . . What will happen to handball after we get into these new and sumptuous squash courts . . . What Denny Hallisey would do if he wasn't our own Chief . . . What Joe Pilver reads "for recreation" . . . What the view from Mount Washington must be in a pouring rain . . . Why John Poor never stops and assists the reminiscers-behind-his-back as he walks down the street . . . Why someone doesn't put in an office to handle stocks here, if only to lay out a few of the pseudo-financiers in our midst . . . Who rings the chimes in Baker . . . why . . . Why alumni alway ways look so contented sitting on the Inn porch . . . Why someone doesn't do something fiery and liberal and bring down the indignation of the people about our ears . . . Why some of you readers don't produce some photographs for this column and earn yourselves a pretty penny—a hundred of them, as far as that goes (which is not very far in Hanover) . . . Why we don't stop writing this and go to lunch . . . We'll be with you in another month . . . and if we can be improved, we'd like to hear about it, that's a cinch.