The recent passing of Dr. Seuss, Coupled with the lack of juice In alumni communication, Led to the manifestation Of this column as a rhyming List of people I am priming To make an effort at relaying Their life of late. (Respond! I'm praying.) Gentle reader I implore you, If your name below appear, Seize the chance—we'll all adore you; Write a note—please, be a dear. One final note: I must express Apology to the fairer sex That my source (the 'shmen book)'s laden Only with your names as "maidens." Kathleen Kane, Julia Lane, Sally Goggin, Sally Crane, Brian Goldner, Brian Bandler, Chris McCartie and Chris Chandler, Steve Lachance, Steve Madancy, John McManus, Manus Clancy, Heidi Clark and Heidi Cary, Stephen Favrot, Steven Parry, Suzanne Powers, Suzanne Schott, Lisa Johnson, John T. Scott, Michael Snyder, Michael Ferris, Mike Viccora, Michael Harris, Jeff Slack, Tod Black, Todd Rovelli and John Wack, Chris Veator and Chris Gill, The Aarons (Richardson and Hill), Joe McFarland, Joe McGee, The Liz's (Lord, Mayhew, and Lee), Lisa Cooper, Lisa Bang, Lisa Reynolds and Ruth Chang, Catherine Burke and Catherine Dail, Libby Pomfret, Lenny Gail, Peter Jordan, Peter Lehmann, Ricki Frankel and Rick Kleeman, Julie Crockett, Judy Stein, John Burns, Lee Burns, and Lee Clein, Jenny Hancock, Jenny Quinn, Robert Nadler, Robert Finn. From Aaberg (Tom) through Dallman (Dallas)
To (Finally) Spiros Zorbalas. Completeness was once my intention, But given that it's deadline time, Excuse me if your name's unmentioned. It's just I could not find a rhyme.
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