Take my Modem, Please.

In the virtual catacombs of die Internet one of our electronic correspon dents discovered these ancient jokes. We found all but the third one funny.

How many Princeton students docs it take to change a lightbulb? Two: One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

{low many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: One to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Hanover doesn't have electricity.

flow many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Columbia students does it rake to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six: One to change the lightbulb, 50 to protest for the lightbulb's right not to be changed, and 25 to hold a cdunter protest.

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? None: New Haven looks better in the dark.

How many Harvard students does it take to change, a lightbulb? One: He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.