Well-groomed grooms

Dartmouth has, agree most observers, come in for more than its share of sensationalist press in the past few years. But a thoughtful piece of journalism has finally appeared to expose the true depth and character of the College.

In a four-page photo-feature entitled "Menswear Yearbook," the April/May issue of Bride's magazine (a "Special Groom's Issue," mind you) purports to capture the essence of the Dartmouth spirit. On each page a quintet of actual Dartmouth students is presented in two poses: impeccably groomed and wearing the latest in tux fashions, and casually rumpled in chic extra-curricular attire.

One group, heralded for "hearty versatility," wears the "elegant and comfortable 'Journee' cutaway by Yves Saint Laurent" in the formal pose and Sorels and buffalo plaid shirts to mark them as Outing Clubbers in the informal one.

"Rugged charm" is the trademark of a rugby-playing quintet, while "funloving class" carries another group from tennis whites to white tie and tails. And those who "go for that established look . . . will be debonair in the sophisticated formalwear on the men from Psi Upsilon, Dartmouth's oldest fraternity"; the trappings of "timeless tradition" are "peak lapel tuxedos by Oscar de la Renata" and, for those casual times, blazers, rep ties, and Dartmouth-seal beer mugs.

Readers of Bride's are also informed that the "models" sport haircuts by "Odile for Bruno Dessange" and various "elegant and distinctive" scents. The article was, we're told, the brain child of a Bride's photographer who is a friend of a Tuck student.

Do real Dartmouth men pose for Bride's?