1918

No news here, so we'll recall the past. Your secretary was once visiting a class which was studying energy. The instructor remarked, "Students, you have evidently studied your assignment because all examples you cite are those in the textbook. Can any one give me an example of potential energy outside the text?" Promptly, a lad responded, "Yes, a lazy man."

Here are some humorous errors from Professor Al Strout's English classes:

The farmer used YOKELS to plow with. The favorite boy was a regular PRINCENEZ.

I'll meet you at the BIZARRE.

An AESTHETIC is widely used in hospitals.

The judge was short of STATUTE. Many hogs have died of CHOLER. After the trees were DISLIMNED they looked cold.

The girl will INHERENT one million dollars.

He has a SUPERFICIALITY complex.

People in the United States are not given titles of IMMOBILITY.

The man SORDID the dishpan. In studying the functions of the human body, cerebellum and ANTEBELLUM are often used.

His STERILE qualities made him a good minister.

The EPICYCLE met every Tuesday evening in the church.

Since his OBLITERATION has been corrected, he has been doing fine.

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