1961

As our society grows more and more oriented towards the mechanical, totally objective way of doing things; as we are evaluated more and more by tests and quizzes and numbers instead of impressions, discussions and opinions; far be it from this poor correspondent to fly in the face of progress. Therefore there follows the first "QUIZOCOLUMN" or "Choose Your News" as the fellows in the press room like to call it. All you have to do is read the names in Column 2 and match them up with the events and achievements in Column 1. Your score can then be calculated and your rating as a Hot Shot Alumni News Analyst can be learned. You can also read your horoscope out of all this as well as your lucky food.

COLUMN 1

a. Well known '6l at Dartmouth who recently got a big promotion at the Valley Bank in Springfield, Mass. Got his start in banking (he claims) by bribing brothers into making him treasurer of AD House.

b. What recent dischargee of the Arm. Intelligence Corpse (HA) is going to get hitched up with Miss Mary Lampi in May" CLUE: His name is not Herbert Fern. '

c. Harvard Medical School has recently appointed a young man to be their Personnel Director. This guy was in the Navy, with the Mutual Life Ins. Co. for a long time, is the father of Heather Leigh and husband to Beverly. Clue: His name is not Harold E. Fern.

d. Who by the name of David has just accepted a post as coordinator of Institutional Research at Roger Williams College? He too was in the Navy and was known at Dartmouth for his insatiable desire for acorns.

e. Which of the numerous Wybranowskis you know just joined Computer Assistance in Connecticut as VP of Marketing? As a clue, this is the Wybranowski whose kids are Ronnie and Lisa.

f. TRIPLE THREAT FEATURE ... What three guys, none of whom is named Sally, are doing the following: 1). marrying Jeannie McKensie, 2). organizing New Haven Rugby Matches, 3). being a doctor at Mass General.

g. If Nancy Millo of Huntington, Conn, changed her name to something other than Agnew, what would she change it to???

h. What two great '61's are setting the world on its ear with their night club performances wherein they do imitations of Sterling Holloway, Ted Mack, and Momma Cowsill?

COLUMN 2 - ANSWERS

Since I hate the bastards that mix up the answers in quizzes, the correct responses to all the nifty things above are in correct order. ...

a. Big Bill Mazeine.

b. Aretas Floyd.

c. Doug Knox.

d. Dave "Acorns" Robinson.

e. Ron.

f. Respectively: Bill Zeilman, Rip Max well and Jim McElhinney.

g. Smith, Mrs. David O.

h. The Fabulous Fern Brothers, Herbert and Harold.

If you got any right at all, your lucky food is Niblets.

Secretary, 3420 Humboldt Ave. South Minneapolis, Minn. 55408

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