1963

Leftovers. Due to the underwhelming response for last year's Thanksgiving menu, seconds are now being served. Substitutions permitted:

Appetizer: Vox clamantis on the half shell

Soup: Pennsylvania dutch noodle (cup), salted Quakers

Entrees: ROAST BEAR, Brown Gravy TIGER BARBEQUE, Nassauce LION'S HEAD on Columbia Platter RAGOUT OF BULLDOG, in Yale Bowl above served with BAKED BEANS, Harvard Style

Dessert: Big Red Apple Pie

Beverage: Eleazar's Own Five Hundred

Bill of fare recommended by Arch Mundy, new Manager Dartmouth College Club, NYC. Service excellent; prices reasonable. No gratuities ad parnassum. Please enjoy. Now, let's talk turkey.

There's a new kind of Reynolds' Wrap up in Morris Township, N. J. Yup, BobReynolds has wrapped up the position of district manager for N. J. Bell's Passaic region. He'll be responsible for commercial operations in Clifton, Passaic and Rutherford areas. (I'm sorry, but your three sentences are up. Please deposit another nickel.) To his new job, Bob brings an MBA from Columbia. Bob, a USA First Lieuy, also served in Viet Nam and is president of Spina Bifida Assn. in northern N. J. He, wife Mary, and son Robby live in Morris Township where you can bet the phone service is great. But how about doing something for the NYC residents and this stupid strike!

There might be a price/wage freeze on, but leave it to a banker to find a way to break the ice. I. E. John Farnsworth. John, a Tuck U. MBA holder, was recently promoted to Vice President at Chemical Bank of New York. His new title will be, "The Banker Who Came In From The Cold."

"Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits." Mark Twain. True or false, Jeff Galper? As new assistant professor of Social Admin, at Temple U., Jeff can perhaps fill us in on this when hes not busy teaching social planning, policy and community organization. Previous to this appointment, Jeff worked in the Neighborhood Youth Corps, Community Psychiatry at Maimonides Hosp., Brooklyn, N. Y., the Indian Health Service, Yakima, Wash. And lots more. Jeff, wife and son live in Bryn Mawr, Pa. (See April '69 column)

Al Flaschner has been hard at work all these years trying to determine whether "Choosy mothers really choose Jif."That's almost how Al won an assistant professorship of Marketing at U. Georgia and Ph.D. in Biz at U. North Carolina. You'd better sit down for the rest of this. His dissertation dealt with the relative effects of physical and psychological attributes on brand preference and purchase as "An empirical investigation of marketing aggregation, segmentation and purchase behavior." Phew! Put that one in your pipe and smoke it, Bess Myerson. (Confidentially, I prefer Skippy.)

It's "For better, for worse, but not for breakfast... yet Time." Frank Siwiec to Alina Espada on Oct. 30th in Brooklyn, N. Y. Frank's a math instructor at St. John's U. And Dr. Art Wein (either DDS or DMD) to Sue Levine (Lasell, Jr. and B.U.). Art's Columbia U. School of Dental and Oral Surgery grad and USAF Capt. at Tac Air Com Hosp. South Carolina. An October 16 appointment has been filled.

And from the Class of '63 to new head football coach Jake Crouthamel '60, a hearty round of snaps on your first win.

See you under the tree next month.

Secretary, 181 Valley Rd. Katonah, N. Y. 10536

Treasurer, 26 The Oakes Roslyn Estates, N. Y. 11576