1963
KATONAH, N.Y., February 1—The classified ads:
FOR SALE—33,000 copies of "Men of Dartmouth." Good condition. Will sell cheap. May become resellable in two years if revised version bombs in teenage markets.
POSITION FlLLED—Bright, young (?) former lawyer and member of the Minnesota and Hennepin County Bar Assn. promoted by Northwestern National Bank, St. Paul. U. Mich. Law School grad is now filling new post of assistant vice president and trust officer at aforementioned bank. (Mom, if you read this, please send money. Check book doesn't balance, c/o Bob"Overdrawn" Berkwitz.)
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN—I am not now and definitely will not be a candidate for any elected office in the Great Commonwealth of Massachusetts, even though I successfully passed the Mass. Bar Exam and just happen to be the best qualified noncandidate available, The honorable G. E. Richardson. (See oct. '71 column)
SIT WANTED—Competent, experienced after-dinner or after anything speaker seeks a table for five. Topics in repertoire range from "Africa, Today" to "Africa, Tomorrow." References include teaching experience in Ethiopia (two years), director of "Upward Bound" program at U. Maryland and current position of special assistant to the Dean of Education at U. Mass. Wife, the former Pat Jenkins and children, Meredith, twin girls, Huhiyyik (meaning Spirit) and Elina (meaning Light) will accompany. Program includes slides. Contact: Al Hartwell (meaning Money).
WILL TRADE—Have 01 (one) two year stint with USN currently available. Must trade before graduation from radiology residency, June '72. Almost any offer will be considered. Prefer to stay in Framingham, Mass., area. Desperate. Dr.George Parker.
PERSONAL—George, how about a residency at Hospital Universitario, Cali Colombia, S.A.? Am chief resident in pediatrics (last, third year) here. Wife, Maria Elina and children Francisco Javier (2) and Gladys Maria (1) are very happy, but would like to visit States again. If interested will include all my mosquito netting and the 55 gallon drum of 6/12 repellant. Oh, you can keep that 01 (one) two year stint with USN. I get seasick just eating saltwater taffy. Wire: Dr. ReynaldoMiranda Pertuz.
LOST—One very used bachelorhood. Slightly bent out of shape. Last seen on 11/29/70 when Elizabeth Perkins became my bride. Inquired about loss to former boss for seven years Proctor & Gamble, Inc. No soap. Will ask new boss, Samsonite Corp., Denver if they can help my case. Mel Meyers. Melvyn F. Meyers.
PARTNERSHIP AVAILABLE—Dashing, eligible Columbia Biz School grad seeks long term contract (for better or worse, in sickness and health) with beautiful Bearley School and Bucknell U. graduate. Leading choice at present, Miss Joanne Parker. Final signatures still pending. Last chance: Adams Heyman.
BUS. OPPTYS.—Baby sitter urgently needed. Will pay top dollar so can again resume post of publicity coordinator at Queensborough Community College, N. Y Don't worry, our new arrival, Mitchell Robert, 7 lbs. 12 oz., 20½ in., né September 7, '71 sleeps through. Bring pins. Bobbie and Harry Zlekewer.
THANKS—To the Class of '63 for bearing with me since October of '69. This will be my last '63 column before Kevin Lowther takes over as new Class Secretary I will become Reunion Chairman for our Tenth (June of '73). Yup, ten years out Undoubtedly you'll be hearing from me in that capacity. And I'll promise you this, that it will be the best Tenth we've ever had date. Peace.
Ted Rossi has been elected vice president, marketing and transportation services, of Roadway Express, Inc., Akron. Ohio. Ted, who has a master's in transportation from the Unive sity of Tennessee and a Ph.D. in Busing Administration from the University . North Carolina, joined Roadway in 1968, and in 1970 became director of operations planning. Perhaps Class should join in a toast to the new vice president, "All the way with Roadwa."
Secretary, 181 Valley Rd. Katonah, N. Y. 10536
Treasurer, 26 The Oakes Roslyn Estates, N. Y. 11576
