1964

The Class News Bag is dangerously empty; please take a moment to drop me a line with news about yourself or other '64s. A class secretary without news is like Anita Bryant without orange juice, or Thayer Hall without "mystery meat," or a D.O.C. "Chub" without his hatchet, or Edith without her wares ... but I digress.

64 Bachelor Central ranks continue to thin. Ex-bachelor stalwart, John Merrill, writes that S.M.O.G. (Society to Marry Old Greens) operatives smoked him out of his clever, mildmannered doctoral student cover last year, and ultimately succeeded in persuading him to forsake singlehood. John writes that, "It has taken me until now to recover sufficiently from my marriage as' to file this report of my defection." John and this winsome bride Linda reside in Ann Arbor. Linda is Pursuing an M.S. degree in nursing, and on is wrestling with a doctoral dissertation in architectual psychology" at the University of Michigan.

sports that Alex "The Greek" Varkas was married one week after Bob Cahners' wedding have been confirmed.There are now very few '64 Bachelor Central agents left in the Boston area, which has been reputed to be a S.M.O.G. stronghold.

This month's '64 Career Spotlight glows admiringly upon Kevin Shore, who left Arthur Anderson & Co. three years ago for the solitude of the sea. Kevin continues to prosper in his new lobster fishing business in Nantucket. His Offshore Enterprises, Inc., is expected to gross $500,000 this year.

Joseph Rob, an October release reveals, has been named advanced life insurance sales consultant in the agency department of National Life Insurance Company of Vermont. He had been with Metropolitan Life, most recently in NYC. Joe earned his J.D. from Cornell Law in 67. Last winter and spring he taught a course on equity products at New York's College of Insurance. Home now for the Robs, including wife Mary Ann and son Alexander is at 22 Mountain View St., Montpelier.

Rumors that Rick Isaacson will soon be marketing a line of Kevin Shore briefcases (shaped like lobster traps, and designed for alienated executives who are sick of the rat race) are false and misleading.

Ephiram Aneibona is a member of the technical staff at Bell Laboratories in Whippany, N.J. Ephiram holds masters and doctoral degrees in electrical engineering from New York University. He and his charming wife, Jean, live in Montclair.

Fred Rothenberg writes from Tampa that I ought to confirm published reports that I have been promoted from Assistant Vice President for Students Affairs to the office of Secretary of the University of Miami Corporation. I hereby confirm these reports. Modesty, where is thv sting? (The Universityprovided the Magazine with the above information and the accompanying photograph, whichwe add without the secretary's consent, ed.)

That's about it for the News Bag. Tune in again for more thrilling war stories. In future months, guest informants will provide revealing answers to such questions as, "Will old U.G.C.J.C. files help solve the Watergate riddle?", and "What really happens inside the Sphynx?"

Please write. Later.

Secretary, Box 8193, University of Miami Coral Gables, Fla. 33124

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